| Author | Comment | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
spreesmom |
|||||||
|
oh, boooo! ba-dum-bum!
|
|||||||
hkdrs |
|||||||
|
Lady Giggles
Mistress of the Bath, Lady of the Dance, Bounteous Countess of Cupid's Bow , Wet Russelling Watery Wench, Nurturing
Nurse of Neuroses and Phantom Kibbitzer(Swish!!)
Strangth and Honour (Motto of the RHR-MAC) ![]() ![]() You is who you is, and if you ain't who you is, who is you? - Martha
Castle
Sweeeeeeeeet! - Vac Pat Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication... |
|||||||
spreesmom |
|||||||
|
gigs!
yes, that's a very literary joke! i have a few people in mind who need to see it. |
|||||||
Schmiddster |
|||||||
OMG gigs! heeeeeeeeee! Nothing lasts phorever, so live it up, lauph it ophph, drink it down, avoid the bullshit, take chances, never have regrets , phor at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted. KYOBC xx ![]() |
|||||||
hkdrs |
|||||||
Thought you'd like it!
Lady Giggles
Mistress of the Bath, Lady of the Dance, Bounteous Countess of Cupid's Bow , Wet Russelling Watery Wench, Nurturing
Nurse of Neuroses and Phantom Kibbitzer(Swish!!)
Strangth and Honour (Motto of the RHR-MAC) ![]() ![]() You is who you is, and if you ain't who you is, who is you? - Martha
Castle
Sweeeeeeeeet! - Vac Pat Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication... |
|||||||
Schmiddster |
|||||||
|
LOL
Giggs new name ~ mistress of the understatement!!
orrighty then ~ a joke that only works in Newcastle upon Tyne , England a'hem "I went to the aquarium today, but it was closed for training porpoises!" heeeee Nothing lasts phorever, so live it up, lauph it ophph, drink it down, avoid the bullshit, take chances, never have regrets , phor at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted. KYOBC xx ![]() |
|||||||
Schmiddster |
|||||||
|
oh
and and and i remembered what's the best thing about nailing a journalist to a wall with a rusty nine inch nail?? the realisation that he's not level and that you'll have to take him down and do it all over again!
Nothing lasts phorever, so live it up, lauph it ophph, drink it down, avoid the bullshit, take chances, never have regrets , phor at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted. KYOBC xx ![]() |
|||||||
kaspimus |
|||||||
|
I dont pretend to know what you want
But I offer love ~Neil Finn The purpose that you wish to find in life, like a cure you seek, is not going to fall from the sky. It requires faith to take risks and a rejection of the bonds of fear. ~Michael J. Fox |
|||||||
hkdrs |
|||||||
|
BRILLIANT!!!!
Lady Giggles
Mistress of the Bath, Lady of the Dance, Bounteous Countess of Cupid's Bow , Wet Russelling Watery Wench, Nurturing
Nurse of Neuroses and Phantom Kibbitzer(Swish!!)
Strangth and Honour (Motto of the RHR-MAC) ![]() ![]() You is who you is, and if you ain't who you is, who is you? - Martha
Castle
Sweeeeeeeeet! - Vac Pat Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication... |
|||||||
scarlet74 |
|||||||
|
Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.
How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely . . So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and that it would be a woman. He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children, and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. 'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.' Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?' 'An arm and a leg.' Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib ?? Of course the rest is history . . . . . ! I believe in long,slow,deep,soft,wet kisses that last three days. |
|||||||
spreesmom |
|||||||
it's new year's day, just like the day before. same old skies of grey; same
empty bottles on the floor.
|
|||||||
spreesmom |
good christian panties | ||||||
scarlet74 |
|||||||
|
I believe in long,slow,deep,soft,wet kisses that last three days. |
|||||||
spreesmom |
|||||||
|
what worries me the most is that i've been wearing gcp's for years without knowing it! i may just have to get a thong, except buttfloss doesn't
really appeal to me.
|
|||||||
Schmiddster |
|||||||
|
GCP's rock!!!
however Becks.... you could try some of these..... |
|||||||
spreesmom |
|||||||
|
uhhhhhh, you go first...!
|
|||||||
xJessDalton |
Please say hello to our lovely Cruise Director... | ||||||
|
|
|||||||
spreesmom |
|||||||
|
The Donkey
Last Edited By: spreesmom
07/20/2009 05:14 PM.
Edited 1 times.
|
|||||||
spreesmom |
|||||||
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "Lee, if I were to die suddenly, I want
you to immediately sell all my stuff."
|
|||||||
hkdrs |
swearing helps relieve pain | ||||||
|
You all know I'm an uber-geek and just love to learn new stuff. Well recently, I've gotten hooked on an
email newsletter from delanceyplace.com, who send out "eclectic little
excerpts" of something interesting every day. I thought today's excerpt was hilarious (and OH so true!) and thought I'd share it with you guys!
"Bad language could be good for you, a new study shows. For the first time, psychologists have found that swearing may serve an important function in relieving pain.Go, and $*%&!&@$%^! sin some more...
For more on delanceyplace, check out some of the previous daily excerpts here or check out the Blog.
Lady Giggles
Mistress of the Bath, Lady of the Dance, Bounteous Countess of Cupid's Bow , Wet Russelling Watery Wench, Nurturing
Nurse of Neuroses and Phantom Kibbitzer(Swish!!)
Strangth and Honour (Motto of the RHR-MAC) ![]() ![]() You is who you is, and if you ain't who you is, who is you? - Martha
Castle
Sweeeeeeeeet! - Vac Pat Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication... |
|||||||