Inspired by imdb message board for the movie Shoot 'Em Up
1. Golfing at night can make you paranoid.
2. A blind photographer will always see through your lies.
3. Ponies may be small but they make big shits.
4. The humble fork is a badass weapon.
5. Being in a love triangle with two horses is just plain weird.
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One Hundred Things I Learned From Russell Crowe Movies
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Posts: 2714 (06/22/2008 05:02 PM) Keeper of the Kilted |
I dont pretend to know what you want
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Posts: 948 (06/22/2008 05:37 PM) Russell - the anti-metrosexual
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Okay, I gotta try this...
6. Being in love with a hooker is complicated. 7. It's much easier to eat hash with a spoon than without. 8. Frost makes the blade stick sometimes. 9. Never trust a French sailor. 10. It's more fun flushing a toilet when the DA's head is in it. "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover." ~Mark Twain~ |
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Posts: 98 (06/22/2008 06:27 PM) Crowe and Rabbitoh Fancier |
11. Imaginary friends are not cool if your an adult, so don't talk about them to your friends.
12. Being gay and a rugby player has way too many perks 13. Being a man of the cloth can get poo thrown at you. 14. Computer viruses can be deadly to humans. 15. Swimming with horses nakey is much more fun than swimming with dolphins. (too cute, had to try!  )
Trina
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Posts: 3285 (06/22/2008 06:29 PM) Riding Mistress
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Hmmmm...great idea, Kaspi !
 Reminds me of the drinking game.....
16. Shoe polish is useful for more than just shoes. 17. Cheating at chess never goes undetected. 18. Ignoring your p.a. at Christmas is unwise if she books your foreign travel arrangements. 19. Teach your horse tricks. It can pay off. 20. Avoid Chechnya.
"Man,if you've gotta ask, you'll never know "
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Posts: 8053 (06/22/2008 06:34 PM) I just feel like my heart is going to burst because it's full of rainbows. |
I don't think we'll be able to stop at 100.
16. The simple girl who loves you might be a better choice than the sophisticated woman you love. 
Wade's voice sounds like far-off thunder wrapped in velvet. ~ James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE In my heart, I belong to the Correctness Party, the party of good spellers, of people who pay attention to details. ~ Garrison Keillor, Salon, March 26, 2008 |
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Posts: 8054 (06/22/2008 06:55 PM) I just feel like my heart is going to burst because it's full of rainbows. |
Everything goes better with illustrations.
22. Don't use your real name when you're running from Afghanis out for revenge. 
23. You can learn a lot from a phasmid. 
Wade's voice sounds like far-off thunder wrapped in velvet. ~ James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE In my heart, I belong to the Correctness Party, the party of good spellers, of people who pay attention to details. ~ Garrison Keillor, Salon, March 26, 2008 |
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Posts: 5432 (06/22/2008 07:06 PM) Alias MsMAC |
24. Once in a while....just occasionally.....nice guys finish first.
One must think like a hero to behave like a merely decent human being.
------May Sarton 
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Posts: 957 (06/22/2008 07:27 PM) Lady Honourable
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oooh! this is fun!
you mean we're still not friends?
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Posts: 8055 (06/22/2008 07:44 PM) I just feel like my heart is going to burst because it's full of rainbows. |
Thanx kaspinet for the previous pics.
27. Know your Bible verses. You never know when they might come in handy. 
thanx denim-blues andd jellyd
Wade's voice sounds like far-off thunder wrapped in velvet. ~ James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE In my heart, I belong to the Correctness Party, the party of good spellers, of people who pay attention to details. ~ Garrison Keillor, Salon, March 26, 2008
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uh-oh - we've got two #26s!
i have a feeling we might need to rename this 'the one thousand things i learned...' b
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Posts: 8056 (06/22/2008 08:08 PM) I just feel like my heart is going to burst because it's full of rainbows. |
28. It don't matter that you got the gun if you don't got the key.
thanx jellyd
Wade's voice sounds like far-off thunder wrapped in velvet. ~ James Sanford, KALAMAZOO GAZETTE In my heart, I belong to the Correctness Party, the party of good spellers, of people who pay attention to details. ~ Garrison Keillor, Salon, March 26, 2008 |
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Posts: 855 (06/22/2008 08:29 PM) Priestess of the Sex God |
29. Always be nice to the bartender, especially when you're thirsty.  |
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Posts: 951 (06/22/2008 08:34 PM) Russell - the anti-metrosexual
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30. It's important to save some bullets to shoot the lock off if your partner is dumb enough not to give you the key.
 Okay, I just hadta say it!!!! 
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover." ~Mark Twain~ |
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Posts: 6457 (06/22/2008 11:32 PM) Ringleader, |
31. The Welsh cannot hold their liquor.
32. All's fair in love and war. 
ty Isis/kaspinet both images
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33. television is bad for you.
34. don't put that in your mouth - you don't know where it's been! 
tx, robertdsc becks you can't eat your pride or cleanse your soul of what is you.
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35. australian is a foreign language.
tx, isis! becks you can't eat your pride or cleanse your soul of what is you.
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Posts: 3215 (06/23/2008 06:34 PM) Resistance is Futile |
36. Don't open your eyes underwater.
  "Crowe’s wit-laced
psychopath dominates the movie with one hand held behind
his back —careful, it’s the one with the fork." |
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Posts: 3216 (06/23/2008 06:42 PM) Resistance is Futile |
37. Keep your head when all about you are losing theirs.
"Crowe’s wit-laced
psychopath dominates the movie with one hand held behind
his back —careful, it’s the one with the fork." |
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Posts: 979 (06/24/2008 09:41 AM) Lady Honourable
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38. period costumes warrant close scrutiny.
ta, phoenix & jd 
ta, milligan becks you mean we're still not friends?
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Posts: 2040 (06/24/2008 12:42 PM) Official Keeper of Dani's Boys |
WHEN IN DOUBT DO WITHOUT!!
TY FOR PIC. Rusty 
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Posts: 3215 (06/24/2008 12:43 PM) Lady Giggles |
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