A little birdy told me it was your birthday today. Well, well. Ain't that something? Let me be the first to wish you the happiest birthday a fine fancy blue-eyed lady like yourself could ever wish for. I have many skills, but I'm afraid baking a cake ain't one of them. Reckon you'll have to eat me instead.
From under the bed: Mpphff mphfffs mppphhhsss!!!!
Hush preacher. Its a man's nature to take what he wants. You can wait your turn.
Happy Birthday to my Partner in Crime!!!
Love ya Darce,